pop\ a\ squat

1. (pop a squat) (7601↑, 2718↓)

to sit down or to take a seat.

Yo, pop a squat over here.

Author: Bradshaw http://pop-a-squat.urbanup.com/1175684

2. (Pop a squat) (431↑, 201↓)

When you're camping and you need to pee but there isnt any actual toilets so you must squat in the woods.

Katie: OMG i have to pee soooo bad but i dont know if i should go in the lake or the bushes Jess and Kellie (singing to the tune of row row row your boat): Katie has to pee, but cant make up her mind\! she had better pop a squat, or we'll leave her behind\!

Author: Troop 129 http://pop-a-squat.urbanup.com/1407471

3. (pop a squat) (293↑, 188↓)

What a street ho does when she has to urinate

Don't look over there, that bitch is about to pop a squat

Author: DigitalKlepto http://pop-a-squat.urbanup.com/105013

4. (pop a squat) (42↑, 31↓)

to urinate outdoors, for females only

"Come outside with me, the line for the bathroom is too long... I need to pop a squat..." "Ewwww, Barb popped a squat in her wedding dress\!" lol

Author: spmfcb http://pop-a-squat.urbanup.com/5619352

5. (pop a squat) (154↑, 157↓)

When ones friend tells you to have a seat

Hey pop a squat there man.

Author: Jon&Clayton http://pop-a-squat.urbanup.com/1064337

6. (pop a squat) (7↑, 13↓)

to take a seat; to squat down; to hover over the ground to piss or shit

Lemme pop a squat on this couch. I'ma pop a squat so I can enjoy this view. I'm gonna go pop a squat on the other side of the boulder.

Author: Bug Eatin Steve http://pop-a-squat.urbanup.com/5619946

7. (pop a squat) (48↑, 69↓)

A bastardization of "[cop a squat]," to sit down.

Vivian: Well, I'm gonna give, um—you'll buy a snap dog; we'll cop a squat under a tree somewhere. Edward: Cop a what? Vivian: Cop a squat. This is from "Pretty Woman." Notice it's cop, not pop a squat.

Author: Jame Gumb http://pop-a-squat.urbanup.com/2687379

8. (pop a squat) (54↑, 101↓)

To sit down, usually used by kids.

Yo sup, pop a squat and have a burger. Principal: You are being unimaginably badly-behaved. Me: Pop a squat in yo office and get off my back, foo.

Author: Alex Nichols http://pop-a-squat.urbanup.com/1287458

9. (Pop a Squat) (47↑, 99↓)

Another term for taking a seat on something, such as a stool, chair, toilet. It can also be used when describing a huge dump that has just been taken.

"Why don't you pop a squat right here so we can talk?" "Dang, I just popped a squat on the can, don't step in there for a year\!"

Author: Joshie G. http://pop-a-squat.urbanup.com/4946507

10. (pop a squat) (29↑, 84↓)

A speed squeeze. A.K.A. taking a huge slam on the crapper. Its the slam dunk of doo-doo world.

Dude, I have to pop a squat, or I think I might explode\!

Author: Walker Watson http://pop-a-squat.urbanup.com/1874588

11. (pop a squat) (10↑, 76↓)

A speed squeeze. A.K.A. taking a huge slam on the crapper. Its the slam dunk of doo-doo world.

Dude, I have to pop a squat, or I think I might explode\!

Author: Walker Watson http://pop-a-squat.urbanup.com/1874580

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Last updated: 2012.03.01